Yet another true story!

There was a guy metal detecting out on the open field outside so I asked if he'd found anything interesting?

"No he said so I told him this used to be the driveway to Lady Bradbury's house a few hundred years ago so you might get lucky here kid!

He said " I'm used to people telling me to piss off"
So I said "I'm not usual kid, I don't mind in the slightest if you are filling your holes in and you are so carry on kid