Judge Judy had two beautiful women in front of her facing charges of assault.

"I understand you were fighting over a man" she said
You go first Fenella she said.
" I found him first Judge Judy" she said.
" Enough " said Judge Judy"
" NO, it's not enough shouted Canny"
"It's time the truth was told"
"You two are pissing me off big time now" said Judge Judy and if he's that good I'm having him, case dismissed"
And that is how I pulled Judge Judy and moved in with her