What a special day today is Major!

It's the Queens 90th birthday no less.

Apes will be swinging through trees
Baboons will be having a ball Cats will be canoodling
Dogs dancing Eggs having a cracking time
Girls will be giggling
Harlots a whoring
Jugglers a jingling and jogging and all will be out there collecting for charity.
Shame the Queen wont put her hand in her purse for a change for charities she is supposed to like personally.

I'll let you lot celebrate because personally I have no time for her or her offspring

IMHO there are far too many of them.

Did you see Princess Ann this morning, she was sporting more medals, regalia that a South American junta leader.

Major Starbold wrote:IMHO there are far too many of them.

Did you see Princess Ann this morning, she was sporting more medals, regalia that a South American  junta leader.

Cant escape such joy today can you?
The whole Countries in raptures celebrating such a historic day whilst it's left me peed off because some of my favourite TV shows have been cancelled
just to show the celebrations