Sorry to embarrass you Syl but truth must out eventually.

Syl had asked me to visit her at home so we had a few cans of Super Strength Cider which we shared together after a house hunt as she couldn't remember where she'd hidden them from her Cabbie hubby that morning

Well to cut a long story short we ended up in her 4 poster for a bit of exercise to wear the booze off when ...................................
Her hubby came home unexpectedly.
"What the eff are you doing in bed with my missus" he said in a raised voice.

"Hold your horses mate" said I in a calm voice. "I'm just waiting for a taxi"