Another daft conversation with my neighbour

She said "Have you got rats?
No idea what she's on about so she sais there have been scratching noises going on all night keeping me awake.
So I said "No that's my cats and anyway you need to get your back gate fixed as that slamming when it gets windy keeps me awake all night as well.
A while later she did get a new gate TRUE!

blackdahlia1 wrote:She said "Have you got rats?
No idea what she's on about so she sais there have been scratching noises going on all night keeping me awake.
So I said "No that's my cats and anyway you need to get your back gate fixed as that slamming when it gets windy keeps me awake all night as well.
A while later she did get a new gate TRUE!

Another one "I said haven't you ever wondered why you'll never get burgled living here with all those fields behind us so it would be easy for them to rob us.
"Ive been thinking of charging you all a tenner a week to help with the dogs bills" LOL.

blackdahlia1 wrote:

blackdahlia1 wrote:She said "Have you got rats?
No idea what she's on about so she sais there have been scratching noises going on all night keeping me awake.
So I said "No that's my cats and anyway you need to get your back gate fixed as that slamming when it gets windy keeps me awake all night as well.
A while later she did get a new gate TRUE!

Another one "I said haven't you ever wondered why you'll never get burgled living here  with all those fields behind us so it would be easy for them to rob us.
"Ive been thinking of charging you all a tenner a week to help with the dogs bills" LOL.

My dogs are quite laid back so don't bark unless they need to

blackdahlia1 wrote:

blackdahlia1 wrote:She said "Have you got rats?
No idea what she's on about so she sais there have been scratching noises going on all night keeping me awake.
So I said "No that's my cats and anyway you need to get your back gate fixed as that slamming when it gets windy keeps me awake all night as well.
A while later she did get a new gate TRUE!

Another one "I said haven't you ever wondered why you'll never get burgled living here  with all those fields behind us so it would be easy for them to rob us.
"Ive been thinking of charging you all a tenner a week to help with the dogs bills" LOL.

My dogs are quite laid back so don't bark unless they need to