Prove you are still alive Fen or...

Have you truly fallen under Stoo's charms?
I know that the shine coming from his bald head seems mesmerising to some as you girls
feel the need to go polish it but...
My head still has a slightly thinning crown that's much more worth that sort of attention.
With the right amount of attention it might well stimulate growth again if you were to rub your love juices into it LMAO!