So finally the Major departs this mortal coil.

I will miss him greatly but before he went he told me I was the only beneficiary of his will and I'm soon to become extremely wealthy indeed.
Serves everyone that was mean to him in life right as he was a hero to me.
I get his Penthouse suite in Trump Tower New York overlooking Central park.
His country estate in Coventry as well as his 12 bedroom mansion in Kensington.
£37,000.000 plus change in cash, his 120 classic cars and the contents of his safety deposit boxes in Nat West banks country wide 14 of them in total.
Whose laughing all the way to the bank now Stoo?

blackdahlia1 wrote:I will miss him greatly but before he went he told me I was the only beneficiary of his will and I'm soon to become extremely wealthy indeed.
Serves everyone that was mean to him in life right as he was a hero to me.
I get his Penthouse suite in Trump Tower New York overlooking Central park.
His country estate in Coventry as well as his 12 bedroom mansion in Kensington.
£37,000.000 plus change in cash, his 120 classic cars and the contents of his safety deposit boxes in Nat West banks country wide 14 of them in total.
Whose laughing all the way to the bank now Stoo?

I was just thinking of the Majors proudest moment in a long life of service for his country.
It was when he won the Miltary Moustache of the Millenium Medal back in the year 2000.
Aye i'll miss him until his money runs out LMAO!

blackdahlia1 wrote:I will miss him greatly but before he went he told me I was the only beneficiary of his will and I'm soon to become extremely wealthy indeed.
Serves everyone that was mean to him in life right as he was a hero to me.
I get his Penthouse suite in Trump Tower New York overlooking Central park.
His country estate in Coventry as well as his 12 bedroom mansion in Kensington.
£37,000.000 plus change in cash, his 120 classic cars and the contents of his safety deposit boxes in Nat West banks country wide 14 of them in total.
Whose laughing all the way to the bank now Stoo?

The Major didn't forget Syl or Magic either.
He added one proviso to my inheritance.
As long as you two live I must provide you both with free horse manure for your garden roses

Hello BD ya bugga.

I do think about you, Syl, FG, Magica and a few others, the health of you all comes to mind.

There are good decent people on forums BD but IMHO there is more scum.

BTW Coventry is now a sh--house taken over by pakisz and worse.

I do not own any property in Coventry now and seldom go there, I hate the dump, shame how they have turned into a sh--hole same as they came from..

I am awaiting a scan result, ANXIOUSLY

Major Starbold wrote:Hello BD ya bugga.

I do think about you, Syl, FG, Magica and a few others, the health of you all comes to mind.

There are good decent people on forums BD but IMHO  there is more scum.

BTW Coventry is now a sh--house taken over by pakisz and worse.

I do not own any property in Coventry now and seldom go there, I hate the dump, shame how they have turned into a sh--hole same as they came from..

I am awaiting a scan result, ANXIOUSLY

I know you escaped from Colditz MS but how on earth did you escape the Grim Reapers grasp?
You truly are a legend

Major Starbold wrote:Hello BD ya bugga.

I do think about you, Syl, FG, Magica and a few others, the health of you all comes to mind.

There are good decent people on forums BD but IMHO  there is more scum.

BTW Coventry is now a sh--house taken over by pakisz and worse.

I do not own any property in Coventry now and seldom go there, I hate the dump, shame how they have turned into a sh--hole same as they came from..

I am awaiting a scan result, ANXIOUSLY

In reply to Coventry now being overrun by others I'm not surprised at all. On the news this morning they said doctors waiting times had now reached a 2 week wait.
It's been 3 weeks or more here in Brum for ages.
20 years ago it was 3 days at most, sometimes the next day.
More mosques than churches being built that's for sure.
Some Muslims are good as gold and some truly evil but that's what the Countries like everywhere now unless you live in Kensington or Mayfair.

Major Starbold wrote:Hello BD ya bugga.

I do think about you, Syl, FG, Magica and a few others, the health of you all comes to mind.

There are good decent people on forums BD but IMHO  there is more scum.

BTW Coventry is now a sh--house taken over by pakisz and worse.

I do not own any property in Coventry now and seldom go there, I hate the dump, shame how they have turned into a sh--hole same as they came from..

I am awaiting a scan result, ANXIOUSLY

Do you remember the first time we met MS?
It was in the war room after the war against Britains Immigration laws.
I remember saying to you that now Labour are in power their will be far less Iraqi's and Romanians coming into the country to bleed
the country dry with false claims from our benefits system and you said "Whatever makes you think the war is over BD?"

You are wise beyond your many years of retirement MS

This island is sleepwalking in to a cesspit of revolt and disruption.
The rivers will run red soon.

Major Starbold wrote:This island is sleepwalking in to a cesspit of  revolt and disruption.
The rivers will run red soon.

Enoch said that MS and so did Martin Luther King but it never happened kid!
It never will in my opinion.
People as a whole are sick of hatred.
I want a peaceful end to my life as most of us do!

Major Starbold wrote:Hello BD ya bugga.

I do think about you, Syl, FG, Magica and a few others, the health of you all comes to mind.

There are good decent people on forums BD but IMHO  there is more scum.

BTW Coventry is now a sh--house taken over by pakisz and worse.

I do not own any property in Coventry now and seldom go there, I hate the dump, shame how they have turned into a sh--hole same as they came from..

I am awaiting a scan result, ANXIOUSLY

I wasn't really worried about how you were when I posted this MS but I am now you old git.
Get up you old timer, it aint your time yet you silly bugger.
Remember the Alamo!
You can beat anything if you try hard enough.
Even scans lie sometimes.
If I can beat a serious illness you certainly can sunshine.
Your the best forum mate I've ever had or ever could have hoped for.
Not easy sticking with me kid and I know it but you always have XXX

Recently I have had things to do BD, out of my control, It seems that I am back to normal now, me normal, that's a goodun.

I hope all the goodies are well and happy.

Major Starbold wrote:Recently I have had things to do BD, out of my control, It seems that I am back to normal now, me normal, that's a goodun.

I hope all the goodies are well and happy.

Woo! I knew you wouldn't give up easily, you love the banter and having your say to much.
They've never built a forum strong enough to shut you up for good LOL!
I tried posting on dogs recently and one thread got threw somehow ( New Mod Probably} Thinking about it but I thought Stoo must have decided to let me back so offered a few more threads but not one has shown LOL!
I only wanted to post interesting things that mean something to all of us.
My days of arguing the toss about just anything truly are over.
I met 4 kids on Twitter calling herself Karen and she remembered me on Dogs and we really hit it off so my Twitter ban cut that short.
I thought if I could get back we could hook up again but...
She likes a laugh as much as we do MS and more, the cheeky bugger would have you praying for forgiveness within a dozen posts MS She's well above your average poster for having a wicked tongue.
If she's posting somewhere else I wanna know where KId.
You'd be in love and a rival for her affections before I could say "I want her first you randy old git"