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Post by blackdahlia1 Thu May 02, 2019 7:49 pm

I'm somewhat ashamed to admit that Fenella is my mom and MajorS is my dad.
I was born out of wedlock and kept in their spare bedroom somewhere in the country.
I knew it must have been in the country because I could hear and smell the bullsh*t outside.
So eventually I escaped and looked out of the window wondering how to escape when a old bird named Syl drove up in tractor.
"Does thee need assistance  Mister" she said.
RATHER said I.
A pair of nasty buggers have been holding me prisoner for years and it's not really nice of them you know.
"Just look at my suit old bean, £7000 from Harrods this was but now smells like a cows ass"

Never mind said Fenella as she crept out of the nearby bail of hay "We were only playing with him" LOL!

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