I was speaking to the good Lord himself last night and this is what he told me.

BD said he, you should avoid all married women on forums as they all want something from a good looking fella.
Mostly it will prove to be money or respectability after years of married misery so seek a better life far removed from the nasty little bugger they married or shacked up with never knowing he would make them work three days a week as school cleaners or chars for toffs just to pay for his fags and booze or else....
Aye Lord said I, I'm beginning to realise that now.
They just want my body, my money and my mind and i'll stand for it nay more as they just want to exploit me.
So bug*er off and find a new mug like Stoo say I who will be more than happy to chomp on your bits with his brown teeth and nicotine stained fingers.
I'm only interested in professional men from now on