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Post by Major Starbold on Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:18 am

If you read a joke ya gotta scribe one of your own or i'll come ane get ya. major
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Post by Brad on Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:22 pm

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what"?

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Post by Major Starbold on Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:35 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post by Major Starbold on Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:41 pm

A bloke visitz his wife in the hospital labour ward.
The doctor loudly congratulates him for fathering 4 big healthy boyz, quadz.
The father quips, "I've got one like a factory chimney".
Doctor repliez, "ya wanna get it swept then, these 4 are black".

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Re: New Rule

Post by Fenella on Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:35 am

I don't know any jokes though. rabbit
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Post by Brad on Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:48 am

Fenella wrote:I don't know any jokes though. rabbit

Fen...You must know David Cameron. Very Happy


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Post by Fenella on Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:50 am

Brad wrote:
Fenella wrote:I don't know any jokes though. rabbit

Fen...You must know David Cameron? Very Happy

I wish I'd thought of that one. Laughing
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