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An arab prince decided to take a second wife, in an arranged marriage. (The first wife was very beautiful. )
He didn't see the face of the second one until the honeymoon. His heart sank when he did. She then asked him. "Husband dear, should I continue to wear the burkha in the presence of other men? He said: "I don't care who gets to see your face, make sure I never do again. If you always remember that, we'll get along fine."
(OK I'll get my coat. )
He didn't see the face of the second one until the honeymoon. His heart sank when he did. She then asked him. "Husband dear, should I continue to wear the burkha in the presence of other men? He said: "I don't care who gets to see your face, make sure I never do again. If you always remember that, we'll get along fine."
(OK I'll get my coat. )
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A man was put on a diet by his cardiologist. There were so many dietary rules to remember, he found it all confusing.
Eventually he twigged the easy way to know when he was eating the wrong food. The acid test was: If the food tastes good or not. If it tastes good, spit it out .....and start all over again with something else. Simples.
Eventually he twigged the easy way to know when he was eating the wrong food. The acid test was: If the food tastes good or not. If it tastes good, spit it out .....and start all over again with something else. Simples.
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Free-for-all fight amongst priests and monks in the holiest church in Jerusalem. Pitched battle.
Police made arrests. Apparently it's an annual event!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBXNWRadjGw&feature=player_embedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=s4Q3iOZfatY
Police made arrests. Apparently it's an annual event!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBXNWRadjGw&feature=player_embedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=s4Q3iOZfatY
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99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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